A.

Yesterday: horny
Today: horny
Tomorrow: horny
Next week: horny
Next month: horny
Apocalypse: horny

(Source: opaqueglitter, via fawun)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

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